Monday, May 27, 2013

How you can post and a few guidelines


Ideally, you visit the beach for a period of 2 weeks. This is a guideline rather than a rule and I realize that people are busy and do not have time to visit a beach each day for 2 weeks. If you can, visit the beach more than once however.

I myself plan to visit each beach every day for at least a week. Ideally I will do 2 weeks and only one beach a day. The reason is that I want to see how the beach looks after rain, during rain, during hot days, and in a variety of other circumstances. 

Just take a picture or two of the beach. Answer the questions and write a paragraph or two about your experience of the beach. If you honestly give the beach a 10 out of 10, I will try my damndest to visit the beach and give it the 2 week try.

Best of luck and happy beach going.

Possible Locations

o   Swim in the world’s most beautiful beach: Candidates
§  Aldabra
§  Anguilla
§  Antigua and Barbuda
        Jolly Beach- 9 out of 10
        Every beach on the island is magnificent all around 9 out of 10
§  Aruba
§  Australia- (Torres Strait Islands)
§  Bahamas
§  Bahrain
§  Barbados
   Barbuda
§  Belize
§  Bermuda
§  Cape Verde
§  Cayman Islands
§  Cocos Islands
§  Colombia
§  Comoros and Mayotte
§  Cook Islands
§  Costa Rica
§  Croatia
§  Cuba
        Varadero- 7 out of 10
§  Cyprus
§  Djibouti
§  Dominica
§  Dominican Republic
      Cabarete- 5 out of 10. 
      I've heard Punta Cana is world class but Cabarete is not
§  Easter Island
§  Fiji
§  French Guiana
§  Greece
§  Grenada
§  Guadeloupe
§  Guam and Northern Marianas
§  Honduras (Bay and Hog Islands)
§  Jamaica
§  Japan/ Okinawa style islands (Yaeyama Islands)
§  Kiribati pronounced (Kiribas)
§  Madagascar
§  Malaysia
§  Maldives
§  Marshall Islands
§  Martinique
§  Mauritius
§  Mexico
        El Cielito- 9.5 out of 10
        Isla Mujeres- 8.5 out of 10
        Cozumel- most beaches 5, but Playa Palencar- 9 out of 10
§  Micronesia
§  Mozambique
§  Nauru
§  New Caledonia
§  Palau
§  Panama (San Blas Archiepelago)
§  Philippines
§  Reunion
§  Saint Kitts and Nevis
§  Saint Lucia
§  Saint Vincent
§  Samoa
§  Sao Tome and Principe
§  Seychelles
§  Spain (Mallorca, Menorca, Ibiza)
§  Solomon Islands
§  South Korea (Ulleungdo)
§  Sri Lanka
§  Tahiti and French Polynesia
§  Taiwan (Penghu Islands)
§  Tetepare
§  Thailand
·       Pattaya: Koh Larn- 5 out of 10. It barely qualified but did reach the level. The water in some parts was clear out to 40 feet. However there were too many higglers, the stench of sewage was badly dealt with, and the trash was badly handled.
§  Tobago
        Englishman's Bay- 8.5 out of 10
        Pirate's Bay- 8.5 out of 10
        Store Bay- 6 out of 10
§  Tonga
    Trinidad
            Maracas- 8 out of 10 party beach
            Macquerepe- 6 out of 10
   Turks and Caicos
            Grace Bay- 9.9 out of 10
            Long Bay- 9.5 out of 10
§  Tuvalu
§  Vanuatu
§  Venezuela
§  Vietnam (Con Dao Islands)
§  Virgin Islands
§  Nieu
§  Tokelau
§  Uganda

§  Yemen- (Socotra)

I do not think that this list is exhaustive. So people out there, if you know of beaches not in any of these countries please post. If you visit beaches in these countries that you would rate 5 out of 10 or above please post. 

Koh Larn- Pattaya, Thailand

1.     KOH LARN- THAILAND- 5/3/2012
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o   5 out of 10- The top picture is a pic of the area surrounding the beach not the beach itself. Thailand is grimy and I since I was alone, I did not want to let anyone know I had a camera by taking an actual picture of the shore where anyone could see. Therefore I had to get a picture where there was no one else and so the first picture is one I took and I got the second from the internet.
      
      The bottom picture is a picture of the beach that I got from the internet. However it is an accurate representation of how the beach actually looked.
-        Size of beach
o   Length of shoreline- approximately 100 meters
o   Distance from shore to sand- approximately 20 meters
-        Sand type
o   Whitish/ light- brown
-        Water Appearance
o   Water color- green
o   Transparent to how many feet- past my height
-        Cleanliness- 6
o   Is there trash in the water-
§  No
o   Is there trash on the land-
§  Not really but there was an entire region of the beach that was just designated for trash
o   Are trash cans available
§  Yes
o   Are trash cans emptied regularly
§  Yes
o   Sewage?
§  Once you leave the place where the boat takes you, the place smells of sewage and the entrance to the beach stinks as well. However the actual beach does not stink. The surroundings however do stink.
-        Water Temperature
o   Nice. I didn’t actually measure the water temperature but the water was warm
-        Shade availability
o   Seating
§  available
o   Resting
§  available
o   Coconut trees/ are they full of coconuts that can fall on people’s heads
§  None
-        Safety
o   Boats
§  There are jet-skis and boats that are always coming in to the shore and if you are swimming under water, then you should beware that you might get hit by these things.
o   Dangerous riptides
§  None
o   Tsunami possibility
§  Thailand was severely affected by the huge tsunami of 2004 so it is something to be aware of
o   Lifeguards
§  None but there are many people around and as well as people in boats and jet-skis
o   Poisonous jellyfish or snakes
§  None
-        Available Activities
o   Swimming distances
§  Not recommended with all the boats around- possible but if you are daring you could.
o   Free diving    
§  Possible if you are really adventurous. I would not do it
o   Surfing
§  No
o   Snorkeling
§  Yes- at a different beach that is a 50 baht ride away on the back of a shady motorcycle taxi
o   Scuba
§  Yes- same thing at a different beach that is very far away
o   Partying/ beautiful women congregating
§  Hot women. Mostly Russians and Thai hookers with foreign men
o   Food and drink/ disposal
§  Yes and food is readily available
o   Sports
§  Yes. Jet skiing at exorbitant rates as well as beach volleyball
-        Level of Calm
o   Swimming great- no surfing possible light waves
-        Animals
o   Are there fishing birds
§  I went during the day not at night
o   Are fish visible
§  Yes
o   Jellyfish
§  None
o   Sea eggs
§  None
o   Crabs
§  Yes
o   Horseshoe crabs
§  None
o   Turtles
§  None
o   Sea ants- other biting animals
§  None
o   Barracuda
§  None
o   Sharks
§  None
o   Coral- sharp or otherwise
§  Yes some coral
-        Plant Life/ Other
o   Seaweed/kelp
§  None
o   Sharp stones
§  Yes
o   Sharp shells
§  None
o   Coconut trees/ providing shade but also crabs
§  None
-        Access
o   Is it public/private
§  Public
o   Is it free if public access is available
§  Not free because you need to pay a boat to take you there
o   Can you drive there
§  No
o   Do you have to take a boat there
§  Yes
-        Price
o   150 baht- $5USD
-        Land Pests
o   None
-        Other
-        Overall Beach Vibe
o   Too touristy. To get there, I had to go to Pattaya and then take a boat. It was difficult to get there as well. The first difficulty was figuring out the damned price. The first time I tried to get to the island I met some fast talking guy with a speedboat who wanted first 3000 baht to go and come back. 3000 baht is $105. I told him 1000 Baht, thinking I was being slick and that we would come to some understanding at about 1500 baht. But luckily, I used my limited street smarts to simply wait a day and ask other people.
o   After walking all over and asking different people, I got a speedboat price of 300 baht and a big boat price of 150 baht. So I ended up waiting with a bunch of Europeans for the boat. One Pakistani and I were the only non-white people on the damned boat and I didn’t meet him till I got to the beach. That said, some of those Russian girls were hot. I waited about an hour on the big boat waiting for it to fill up. The downside of the lower price. Luckily I brought some writing material and got some writing done.
o   They let us off at three different beaches with mine being the last. The boat ride from Pattaya was about 25 minutes. The first beach was wack. I was so disappointed since it looked just like Pattaya Bay. Then I noticed people walking. I followed them and a guy on a motorcycle asked me if I wanted a ride to a different beach for 30 baht. $1.

o   This was the prettiest beach. But upon arrival, I smelled the all too familiar whiff of Pattaya’s sewage. Right at the entrance. But the beach itself was actually clean. But there was very little space for swimming and lazing around. There were too many jet-skis and what not. Nevertheless, the water was light green approaching blue and the beach was beautiful. Without the regular boats coming in and out and roped off areas, it would have been a wonderful beach. The next place I go in Thailand will be Phuket.

Beach Judging Criteria and a little about me

About me:

It doesn't matter that much but if you are curious I was born on an island and I grew up hitting the beaches of Trinidad each weekend. I moved from the Caribbean to different places in North America, Europe, and Asia and I found that the advice I received about beaches to visit was terrible. I checked Lonely Planet, Conde Nast, Youtube, Google, and any other source I could think of looking at first for the best beach in my own area and then the world.

I could not find any criteria for judging these beaches- not even when I searched surfing websites. Then in searching for the best beaches on the internet there were some ridiculous choices that made me think somebody somewhere got bribed.

So below please find my beach judging criteria:

Beach Judging Criteria
-        Size of beach
o   Length of shoreline
o   Distance from shore to sand
-        Sand type
o   Black
o   Brown
o   White
o   Pink
o   Artificial
o   No sand, but stones
-        Water Appearance
o   Blue
o   Green
o   Transparent to how many feet
-        Cleanliness
o   Is there trash in the water
o   Is there trash on the land
o   Are trash cans available
o   Are trash cans emptied regularly
o   Oil?
o   Sewage?
-        Water Temperature
-        Shade availability
o   Seating
o   Resting
o   Coconut trees/ are they full of coconuts that can fall on people’s heads
-        Safety
o   Dangerous riptides
o   Tsunami possibility
o   Lifeguards
o   Poisonous jellyfish or snakes
-        Available Activities
o   Swimming distances
o   Free diving
o   Surfing
o   Snorkeling
o   Scuba
o   Partying/ beautiful women congregating
o   Food and drink/ disposal
o   Sports
-        Level of Calm
o   Only big wave surfing available
o   Powerful waves and powerful tides but the frolicking in waves is a possibility
o   Waves available but swimming available past waves- current weak
o   Swimming great- no surfing possible light waves
-        Animals
o   Are there fishing birds
o   Are fish visible
o   Jellyfish
o   Sea eggs
o   Crabs
o   Horseshoe crabs
o   Turtles
o   Sea ants- other biting animals
o   Barracuda
o   Sharks
o   Coral- sharp or otherwise
-        Plant Life/ Other
o   Seaweed/kelp
o   Sharp stones
o   Sharp shells
o   Coconut trees/ providing shade but also crabs
-        Access
o   Is it public/private
o   Is it free if public access is available
o   Can you drive there
o   Do you have to take a boat there
-        Price
o   Beaches should be free
-        Land Pests
o   Sandflies
o   Ants
o   Mosquitoes
-        Other

-        Overall Beach Vibe

SAbove was the criteria. It's pretty simple to follow; all you have to do is answer the questions on another page I will give an example of how I used this criteria in judging one of Thailand's beaches.