Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Cala Conta/ Comte- Ibiza, Spain 8.5 of out 10 (only in the non winter seasons)

 CALLA COMTE





Cala Conta/Comte (I have seen this beach written as both) is Ibiza's most beautiful beach. The sand is golden brown. The water is transparent and ranges from aquamarine to cyan. The water is gentle, suited more to swimming and lazing around than to surfing. It would be as good as those found in Antigua or Isla Mujeres if it were in a tropical country. However, this beach, and really all beaches in the temperate zone, suffers because the winter makes this water too cold for most people to enjoy.

Pros: This beach is beautiful. Golden sand and bluish-green, trustworthy and gentle waters make this beach Ibiza's most beautiful. It is worthy of visiting from anywhere in the world as long as you make sure you do not do so during winter.

Cons: This beach is not worth visiting in the winter because the water is too cold. There are a few jellyfish in the beach, which may or may not be here year-round. Reaching this beach requires you rent a car or get a cab. There are no hotels within striking distance of this beach so no one can walk here.

My experience:

My wife and I reached this beach as part of a sailing tour of the island's most beautiful beaches. These included Cala Bassa, Cala Tarida, and Cala Conta/ Cala Comte. We began at Cala Bassa, which was a solid 6 out of 10, but not worth visiting on its own. Then we reached Cala Tarida:

CALA TARIDA




This beach is pretty good. We got here by boat so the pics above show the view from the boat. 




Very nice, and I think the tour operators know that this beach is slightly better than CALA BASSA.

Then we reached CALA CONTA or CALA COMTE. This actually is three separate beaches on a corner.






The swim here is refreshing with minimal medusas and loads of fish.

-       Size of beach

o   Length of shoreline

        Few hundred feet. Three separate beaches.

o   Distance from water to sand

§  50 feet

-       Sand type

-                 Golden  

-       Water Appearance

                  Emerald to aquamarine to cyan

o   Transparent to how many feet

§  At least 10 feet depth- there are buoys which denote where the water loses its transparency

-       Cleanliness

o   The beach is completely clean. It is a marvel!

-       Water Temperature

                        A little colder than normal. We arrived in November.

-       Shade availability

o   Seating and Resting available

There is a restaurant, a chiringuito, available where you can buy food and drinks

-       Safety

o   There are lifeguards but there are no dangerous riptides. No dangerous animals either

-       Available Activities

o   Swimming distances

§  YES

o   Free diving

§  YES

o   Surfing

§  No- no waves to speak of

o   Snorkeling

§  Yes

o   Scuba

§  NO

o   Partying/ beautiful women congregating

            Ibiza is world famous for its parties

o   Food and drink/ disposal

§  Yes. The beach remains completely clean

o   Sports

     The shape and width of the beach make soccer and/or volleyball impossible.

-       Level of Calm

o   Swimming great- no surfing possible light waves

-       Animals

o   Are there fishing birds

§  YES

o   Are fish visible

§  YES

o   Jellyfish

            Yes

o   Sea eggs

§  NO

o   Crabs

§  NO

o   Horseshoe crabs

§  NO

o   Turtles

§  NO

o   Sea ants- other biting animals

§  NO

o   Barracuda

§  NO

o   Sharks

§  NO

o   Coral- sharp or otherwise

§  YES but not sharp

-       Plant Life/ Other

o   Seaweed/kelp

§  NO

o   Sharp stones

             Not in the beach itself but surrounding it

o   Sharp shells

§  NO

o   Coconut trees/ providing shade but also crabs

§  NO

-       Access

o   Is it public/private

§  This is a public beach but getting here requires a trek

-       Price

o   Free

-       Land Pests

o   None

-       Other

-       Overall Beach Vibe

                 Fun and intimate. Mad fun in the party season. The chiringuito provides a welcome source of cleanliness for the beach. Overall 8/10.




Monday, May 30, 2022

Fort Lauderdale Beach- Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort- 6 out of 10

6 out of 10

I am referring specifically to the part of Fort Lauderdale Beach adjacent to the Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort. 

I am neither referring to the entirety of the beach, which contains 4 miles of coastline, nor am I referring to my experience at the Hilton Hotel, which I would actually rate 8.5 out of 10.

This is the best beach I have seen in the continental United States. The water is green but transparent out to stomach level. The water is also warm, welcoming, and most important, clean. Surprisingly one of this beach's biggest issues is that it is full of flora and fauna. I went for a mile swim with my prescription goggles, and twice swam past a stingray. It was about the size of my stomach and for me, that tripped me out. If there is a stingray out there, what else is out there that I cannot see. Stingrays are supposed to be safe and friendly but I don't think the Crocodile Hunter or his family would say the same. Definitely worth visiting if you are anywhere in the American South and especially in Florida.






Strengths:

Beautiful, light-green, warm water. Easily swimmable, it lends itself to quasi-Caribbean resortesque relaxation. Because you are in the United States, people will not simply approach you to sell you assorted crap. 

Weaknesses:

Kelp: There is seaweed, which brings in small fish, which bring in bigger fish.
Stingrays in relatively shallow water.
The water is only transparent out to about your stomach. I was out there with prescription goggles but past my height the water is opaque. 
The water is green rather than blue.
The currents get strong once the water gets deep.

Size of beach
        Length of shoreline- 4 miles
        Distance from shore to sand- approximately 20 meters
Sand type
        Whitish/ brown
Water Appearance
        Water color- green
        Transparent to 4 feet
        Extremely clean- 10 out of 10
        The water is free of trash and so is the land
        Trash cans are available and emptied regularly
Water Temperature is ideal
        There is no shade available and unless you are staying at the hotel, you have to bring your own seating.
Dangerous riptides
        The currents get strong as the water gets deeper
Lifeguards
        None but there are many people around and as well as people in boats and jet-skis
        Poisonous jellyfish or snakes
        None
        Available Activities
Swimming distances and free diving
Hot women. Mostly Russians and Thai hookers with foreign men
- Level of Calm
Swimming great- no surfing possible light waves
- Animals
        Birds, fish, stingrays, sharks
- Plant Life/ Other
Seaweed/kelp