Sunday, December 20, 2020

Jolly Beach Antigua- July 31, 2017- Solid 9!!!!!!

 






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-          Size of beach

o   Length of shoreline

§  Approximately 2 miles

o   Distance from water to sand

§  50 feet

-          Sand type

o   White

-          Water Appearance

o   Blue

o   Transparent to how many feet

§  At least 10 feet depth- there are buoys which denote where the water loses its transparency

-          Cleanliness

o   The beach is completely clean. It is a marvel!

-          Water Temperature

o   Warm, not even cold when you first enter

-          Shade availability

o   Seating and Resting available

-          Safety

o   There are no lifeguards but there are no dangerous riptides. No dangerous animals either

-          Available Activities

o   Swimming distances

§  YES

o   Free diving

§  YES

o   Surfing

§  No- no waves to speak of

o   Snorkeling

§  Yes

o   Scuba

§  NO

o   Partying/ beautiful women congregating

§  No. This is an intimate family beach

o   Food and drink/ disposal

§  Yes. The beach remains completely clean

o   Sports

§  Soccer and volleyball are both available and arranged

-          Level of Calm

o   Swimming great- no surfing possible light waves

-          Animals

o   Are there fishing birds

§  YES

o   Are fish visible

§  YES

o   Jellyfish

§  NO

o   Sea eggs

§  NO

o   Crabs

§  NO

o   Horseshoe crabs

§  NO

o   Turtles

§  NO

o   Sea ants- other biting animals

§  NO

o   Barracuda

§  NO

o   Sharks

§  NO

o   Coral- sharp or otherwise

§  YES but not sharp

-          Plant Life/ Other

o   Seaweed/kelp

§  NO

o   Sharp stones

§  NO

o   Sharp shells

§  NO

o   Coconut trees/ providing shade but also crabs

§  NO

-          Access

o   Is it public/private

§  This is a public beach but it adjoins an all-inclusive hotel and resort. I was staying at the resort and had ready access.

-          Price

o   Free

-          Land Pests

o   None

-          Other

-          Overall Beach Vibe

o   This is my first beach review in years and I picked the perfect beach. Jolly Beach is a delight! It is 2 miles of white sand and truly transparent, calm, waters. This really is almost the ultimate cozy beach and its natural beauty actually surpasses that of the beaches found in Tobago. People wax poetic about the Mona Lisa or the works of Picasso or Raphael but those works pale in comparison to what God created when he made Jolly Beach.

o   First, the sand is pristine. Despite the numerous hotels abutting the coast, there is no trash anywhere on the sand or in the water. The water is stunningly azure and once you submerge yourself, it drapes over your body like a diaphanous gown.

o   When the sunlight hits this beach, you will believe that you are in a computer simulation. Especially if you are unfamiliar with Antigua, you will not believe that beaches can become this beautiful. This beach is simply breathtaking.

o   I stayed here as part of an all-inclusive resort. The beach is a 5 minute walk from my room and the hotel provides towels and chairs. At any time, there are maybe 30 people sharing this 2 mile space so this is almost an ideal intimate beach for families or lovers.

o   I want to give this beach an unequivocal 10 out of 10; however, there are some small issues.

o   First, there are jet skis that sometimes approach relatively close to the shore, and this can be annoying. Also, on the beach there are solicitors selling jet-ski trips, trips circumnavigating the island, horseback riding, and other similar eco-tourist opportunities, and these solicitations get old fast.

o   However these are slight annoyances and ultimately weigh little against the seductiveness and beauty of jolly beach.

o   PROS

§  Spectacular beauty that left me breathless and happy to be alive for quite a while.

§  Easy accessibility from the adjoining resort.

§  Free for Antiguans and tourists alike

o   CONS

§  People trying to sell all kinds of stuff

§  Antiguans can be more blunt and aggressive than tourists are used to.

§  There is a bit of competition between the resort and local people who are competing to sell catamaran trips around the island and shuttles to different places, which makes for awkward explanations when you ask the hotel for details.


Varadero Cuba- April 2016 Varadero Bay 7 out of 10

 



This is a stock image, because for some reason I could not upload the actual picture I took while at the resort.

-          Size of beach

o   Length of shoreline- 2 miles

o   Distance from water to sand- about 200 meters

-          Sand type

o   White and artificial

-          Water Appearance

o   Blue but not transparent and with seaweed

-          Cleanliness

o   It is clean with numerous trash cans and people patrolling

-          Water Temperature

o   Super nice

-          Shade availability

o   Benches and shade available everywhere

-          Safety

o   Not safe for swimming long distances. In addition, there are free drinks available everywhere including 100 feet from the edge of the water so swimming for a long time is not recommended.

-          Available Activities

o   Partying/ beautiful women congregating

o   Food and drink/ disposal

o   Sports

§  Soccer and dancing led by hotel staff

-          Level of Calm

o   Current too strong for swimming

-          Animals

o   I did not see any

-          Plant Life/ Other

o   Seaweed/kelp

o   Coconut trees/ providing shade but also crabs

-          Access

o   Is it a private beach and the Cuban police do not play

-          Price

o   Included in the resort

-          Land Pests

o   None

-          Other

-          Overall Beach Vibe

o   This beach is something of a conundrum in that the water is blue but it is not transparent. Also, the Cuban government transported the sand from Havana to Varadero, which has altered the quality of the beach, and makes the sand rock hard past 6 inches. Also, this beach is attached to an all-inclusive resort, so free drinks, and cups and straws, abound. The staff is diligent about keeping the beach clean but there is still some trash as there is in all party beaches. That said, the partying is off the chain.

o   The reason that I rank this beach lower than Maracas in Trinidad is that the government restricts access to this beach to tourists who are there specifically to party. Maracas is mostly for Trinidadian people who are not there only to party. It is more of a mix of the general population. There are very few Cubans who are not working for the resorts on this beach.

o   Here, the reason this party beach is actually so good is because people visit specifically to party and the drinks are free and ubiquitous. Moreover, although a tourist CANNOT hook up with a Cuban woman or man in Varadero, the police explicitly forbid this, people go there to party and hook up.

§  PROS

·         Blue waters

·         Free drinks

·         Friendly people there to party

§  CONS

·         Seaweed

·         Strong current

Restricted beach access

 


Hawaiian Beach




Thursday, January 23, 2020

Grace Bay, Providenciales, Turks and Caicos

 Wow!!!!
Just wow!! I cannot imagine a more beautiful beach!!! The water really is turquoise and transparent out to hundreds of meters. Dolphins swim into the bay so frequently that the restaurants name them. Staff of the restaurants and hotels that dot the seven-mile-shoreline ensure that the sand and the water are immaculate. Just take a look at the video:



Some details: My fiance and I stayed in an Air BNB rather than booking one of Provo's expensive hotels. Renting a house is orders of magnitude less expensive but that means we have to travel to the island's different beaches. We are 3 blocks from Long Bay, which I reviewed earlier, but a car ride away from Grace Bay. We did not rent and just planned to laze the day away on Long Bay when our guide Audley volunteered to take us to Hemingway's on Grace Bay. Wow!!!

Grace Bay is seven miles of white sand and turquoise waters. There are multiple hotels right on the beach and the staff keeps the beach clean. The hotel staff places parasols and beach chairs on the sand which are only for use by hotel patrons. This is the least enforced rule ever and also nothing stops you from bringing your own chairs. The numerous hotels also sell food and  drinks. For people used to Antigua, Grenada, or the Dominican Republic, the price of food and drinks is exorbitant. But no one is forcing you to buy any of it.

Now to the beach itself. I have been visiting beaches all my life. I have visited beaches in the following countries: Antigua, Barbados, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Grenada, Italy, Jamaica, Malaysia, St. Lucia, Tobago, Trinidad, Thailand, and the US- New Jersey, and Florida. Grace Bay Turks and Caicos is the most beautiful beach I have ever seen.

I created this blog so that I could remember all of the beaches I visited, especially since no one reads it but me. I also created this blog because there is no such thing as the world's most beautiful beach as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I thought the joy would be in finding beautiful beach candidates and then I found this beach.

This is the most beautiful beach I have ever seen. I am always changing the rankings. Before visiting Antigua, I gave Tobago's beaches scores close to 10 out of 10. After visiting Jolly Beach, I had to move them down, not because they are any less beautiful but because I had to make space for Antigua's beaches. I took a catamaran around the entire island of Antigua and its beaches are all just a bit more beautiful than those of Tobago. Now that I have seen Grace Bay, I  have to be convinced that there is a beach out there more beautiful than this!

9.99999 out of 10.
There's food and drinks available, jet skiiing, parasailing, it is calm, and you have to approach people rather than being accosted by them. The only conceivable issue is that if you go swimming to far, you could run into the boats which circumnavigate the island.

Monday, January 20, 2020

Long Bay, Providenciales, Turks and Caicos



Long Bay; Intimate Beach. 9.9 out of 10


This beach is awesome!!!
I thought that Tobago had the world's most beautiful beaches but I was wrong. If there were a hierarchy it would look like this:
1. Turks and Caicos- Long Bay
2. Antigua and Grenada
3. Tobago, St. Lucia, Jamaica, Cuba- Varadero
4. Trinidad, Thailand, Pensacola Florida, Dominican Republic- Punta Cana
5. New Jersey, Long Island New York

Anything beneath this, there is no need to rank beaches in Rhode Island, Virginia Beach, etc..

This beach is a marvel. As all of you know, I love beaches. Man this beach has no sand flies, rain flies, sewage, or trash. The beach is shallow and the water remains as transparent out to 4 miles!!!!!!!! This is the type of beach I dream about. This island might have the Caribbean's best beaches.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

First Party Beach- Maracas Bay Trinidad- Party Beach 8 out of 10; Beach in General 7 out of 10.



MARACAS BAY, 8/11/2013- 8 out of 10
-        Size of beach
o   Length of shoreline
§  2 miles
o   Distance from water to sand
§  Easily 50 meters
-        Sand type
o   Brown
-        Water Appearance
o   Green
o   Transparent to how many feet
§  Not truly transparent
-        Cleanliness
o   Is there trash in the water
§  Sometimes
o   Is there trash on the land
§  Sometimes
o   Are trash cans available
§  Yes
o   Are trash cans emptied regularly
§  Yes
-        Water Temperature
o   Ideal
-        Shade availability
o   Seating
§  Yes
o   Resting
§  Yes
o   Coconut trees/ are they full of coconuts that can fall on people’s heads
§  Yes
-        Safety
o   There are some dangerous currents and riptides denoted usually by a red flag
-        Available Activities
o   Swimming
o   Scuba
o   Partying/ beautiful women congregating
o   Food and drink/ disposal
o   Sports
-        Level of Calm
o   Powerful waves and powerful tides but the frolicking in waves is a possibility
-        Animals
o   Are there fishing birds
§  Yes- pelicans
o   Are fish visible
§  No- starfish and sand dollars are common
o   Jellyfish
§  No
o   Sea eggs
§  No
o   Crabs
§  Yes
o   Horseshoe crabs
§  No
o   Turtles
§  No
o   Sea ants- other biting animals
§  Once a year
o   Barracuda
§  No
o   Sharks
§  Yes. But in Trinidad people eat sharks, sharks do not eat people
o   Coral- sharp or otherwise
§  No
-        Plant Life/ Other
o   Seaweed/kelp
§  No
o   Sharp stones
§  No
o   Sharp shells
§  No
o   Coconut trees/ providing shade but also crabs
§  Yes
-        Access
o   Is it public/private
§  Yes
o   Is it free if public access is available
§  Yes
o   Can you drive there
§  Yes
o   Do you have to take a boat there
§  No
-        Price
o   Free
-        Land Pests
o   Sandflies
§  No
o   Ants
§  No
o   Mosquitoes
§  No
-        Overall Beach Vibe
o   Maracas is Trinidad’s flagship beach and enjoys an excellent balance between partying and enjoying a beautiful beach.
o   Each weekend, thousands of people drive or hike through the mountains of the North Coast and visit Maracas.
o   When I visited, I saw literally hundreds of beautiful women. The beach is not my primary hunting grounds as I am not cut but I wish it were. I have not been to Ipanema or Barra but I cannot imagine that there are more beauties there than were visiting Maracas on Saturday the 11th.
o   Parking is readily available an easy 400 meters from the beach and it is a short walk from the parking lot to the sands. From the parking lot where huts selling bake and shark and some tourist items abound to the sands where people play soccer is a beautiful view.
o   It is relatively clean for a beach of its size but because it is a party beach where people do get drunk, there is a risk of trash. However this beach is the perfect blend of capitalism and easy beach availability. The bake and shark salesmen make enough money that both they and the government employ people to keep the beach clean.
o   Although this beach lacks the pure aquamarine transparency of Tobago’s intimate beaches and it is not an aesthetic paradise, it is the most beautiful party beach I have yet encountered. There are numerous free activities and food and trash cans are readily available. Also, this place will inspire you to be in ideal shape quickly because it is full of beauties.
o   PROS
§  Relatively clean, transparent water
§  Fun waves enabling body surfing and boogie boarding
§  Easy sports availability with an area for soccer that does not actually encroach on the beach’s sand
§  My god, the beauty of the women will astound you
§  A great place for family
§  Kept clean by business owners and the government
§  Lifeguards are on jetskis and the shore regularly patrolling the beach
§  Alcohol available
o   CONS
§  Because there are thousands of people partying and getting drunk, trash that has yet to be cleaned can be strewn throughout the beach.
§  The area in front of Maracas hotel where the beach meets Maracas River is nasty.
                                 There can be dangerous riptides, denoted by red flags. If you go deep, know how to swim and if you get caught in a current, swim parallel to shore until you reach a place where the current changes or run into one of the many jet skiing lifeguards.

Final Thoughts on Maracas:

I grew up visiting Maracas each weekend and it has a special place in my heart. However from an objective standpoint, it is great a party beach not a place for you and your lover to enjoy an intimate experience.

As a party beach- 8 out of 10
This is the most beautiful party beach I have ever visited. Beautiful women and people drinking abound. However there are many children on the beach and there are not the attractive sideshows of Venice beach or the Third Street Promenade. But you cannot even drink alcohol on those beaches. While drinking in moderation on a beach should be obvious to everyone- driver or no. There are no laws currently on the books about carrying open beer bottles on the beach. Just don't get drunk and get into the water.

As a beach in general- 7 out of 10
It is not as beautiful as the Tobagonian beaches but it does have waves, which they do not.